BARACK OBAMA'S FIRST HUNDRED DAYS

Day 3 - January 22, 2009

President Obama declares his administration entirely successful after three days.  The Democratic National Committee declares that the damage from the BUSH people is so great that it will take more than eight years to fix.  The committee proposes repealing the 22nd Amendment to the Constitution, which limits the president to two terms.  The new slogan is "Longer than Fidel."

The president announces the appointment of Bill Clinton as roving ambassador, and says his first rove overseas will last about four years. 

The presidential seal is redesigned.  It shows the head of Obama, looking to the left.  In his right hand is a campaign contribution.  In his left is a copy of a Jeremiah Wright sermon.

When asked about Secretary of State Jimmy Carter's proposal for Israel to be sold to Saudi Arabia, the president said he disagrees.  "But," he continued, "I can no more disown Jimmy Carter than I can my own mother."  This was taken by reporters to mean he'll fire Carter within a week.

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      late Sunday editor of
      The New York Times

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