BARACK OBAMA'S FIRST HUNDRED DAYS

Day 46 - March 6,  2009

In a further attempt to appease the constant demands of the Clintons, President Obama has renamed The White House the Clinton Family White House at Washington, D.C.

The White House announced that all states that voted against Obama in the recent election will henceforth be known as "states of special concern."  Sanctions have been discussed.

The president said he would make another tour of Europe, just like the one he made during his campaign.  But, he said, he now wants to give a speech at another location in Berlin, "just like Ronnie and Jack."

The president appointed Barbra Streisand to the Federal Communications Commission.  She immediately insisted that all meetings take place in her den, with her CDs played in the background. 

Michelle Obama said she was "proud" of the new Barack Obama Action Figure, put out by Mattel.  But she felt the halo over the doll's head was too small.

The president said it was time to "get tough" with Iran, and backed up his words by banning all Iranian hit songs from iTunes.

Mr. Obama said he continued to oppose more funding for missile defense, saying the money could be more efficiently spent on good clean-up after an attack.

Secretary of Melting Al Gore threatened to resign again after seeing loose smoke at a White House barbecue.

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