SNIPPETS

DECEMBER 8,  2009

From AOL News:  Officials evacuate a Georgia mall after a man dressed in an elf suit tells a mall Santa that he's carrying dynamite, according to authorities. No explosives are found, but 45-year-old William C. Caldwell III faces several charges for the alleged hoax, including making terrorist threats.

Now watch our leading colleges start departments of elf studies just to understand the elf culture.

DECEMBER 7,  2009

From London's Sun: PORNSTAR Holly Sampson last night became the seventh woman alleged to be a mistress of golf star Tiger Woods.  The 36-year-old from Los Angeles is the star of such films as "OMG, Stop Tickling Me" and "Flying Solo 2."

Bill Clinton has reportedly flown into a jealous rage and has gone into a deep depression.