BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE, BUT GOOD LIBERALS DON'T HAVE TO ADMIT IT - AT 8:15 A.M.  ET:  It's 11 degrees in White Plains, New York, where this is being written.  But still, you can see the ice caps melting on the Hudson, the river threatening New York City to the south, people checking their air conditioning while hoarding ice cubes, and wearing masks to protect against the CO2 attacks.  It's terrible.

And in Copenhagen, where leftists meet for camaraderie and to remember the good old days in the anti-Vietnam War movement, global warming is even more devastating:

World leaders flying into Copenhagen today to discuss a solution to global warming will first face freezing weather as a blizzard dumped 4 inches of snow on the Danish capital overnight.

“Temperatures will stay low at least the next three days,” Henning Gisseloe, an official at Denmark’s Meteorological Institute, said today by telephone, forecasting more snow in coming days. “There’s a good chance of a white Christmas.”

There will be a march through the city today to protest the term white Christmas.  We must be on guard against racism wherever it strikes.  Also, Irving Berlin, who wrote "White Christmas," also wrote "God Bless America."  Is that fascism or what?

Al Gore was seen playing in the snow.  He and his fellow environmentalists burned off extra calories by using their limos as cover and throwing snowballs at each other.  Mohamed ElBaradei, the newly retired head of the UN's nuclear inspection program, certified that none of the snowballs was nuclear.

So, Merry Christmas, Copenhagen delegates.  Since you applauded Hugo Chavez so vigorously a few day ago, maybe you'll all take your private jets to Caracas to thaw out.

December 18,  2009