William Katz: Urgent Agenda
MARCH 11, 2010
From USA Today: A Korean nerd has married his favorite pillow. Known as a dakimakura, the life-size pillow bears the image of a popular Japanese anime character. A South Korean TV station captured the courtship and nuptials of 28-year-old Lee Jin Gyu and his huggable, wide-eyed "magical girl" Fate Testarossa, age unclear...A priest pronounced them man and pillow.
I would love to read the pre-nup.
MARCH 10, 2010
WICHITA, Kan., March 9 (UPI) -- Kansas authorities said an injured man pulled over during a traffic stop told officers he was beaten for using Monopoly money to purchase drugs.
Stupid guy. Everyone knows that you have to use your "get out of jail free" card, which is accepted by all drug dealers.
MARCH 9, 2010
From the Las Vegas Review-Journal: Despite his underdog status, Sen. Harry Reid declared Monday he's confident he'll win re-election, and he welcomed independent candidates -- who could splinter the vote and spoil any GOP effort to retire the most powerful senator in the most watched race in the nation.
Win? Reid made this statement while on his way to the Emerald City to visit the wonderful wizard.
MARCH 8, 2010
NEW YORK, March 7 (UPI) -- Dozens of wild chickens set to be moved from a New York parking lot to an upstate sanctuary were recaptured after attempting a mass escape, volunteers say.
You know New York is in trouble when even the chickens try to escape. They don't like corrupt government either.
MARCH 7, 2010
LONDON, March 6 (UPI) -- A London official says the city's taxi cab drivers may be required to take courses on how to remain quiet while transporting passengers.I wish they'd order those courses for New York. I don't really care to hear the Karachi hit parade very time I get into a cab.
MARCH 6, 2010
From Fox News: NEW YORK — An affluent housewife in Long Island, New York, accused of hiring a hit man to off her hubby lamented she could only afford to maim him — but then was thrilled to learn she could whack him at a bargain-basement price of just $20,000, authorities told the New York Post.
This shows the importance of comparative shopping. Never accept the first price.
MARCH 5, 2010
CANTERBURY, England, March 4 (UPI) -- British police said a kick from a man in a gorilla suit helped police catch a suspect fleeing from a fight at a supermarket. Canterbury police said a 24-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of assault and resisting arrest with the help of Andy Ingham, 30, who was dressed in a gorilla suit on a street corner Feb. 18 to promote his gym, Fit4Less, to commuters, Kentnews.co.uk reported Thursday.
You don't know what confidence a good gorilla suit gives a man.
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