MOST WONDERFUL NEWS – AT 5:24 P.M. ET:  Our very gracious former Speaker Nancy Pelosi has announced that she has not forgotten her subjects:

"What we're trying to do is save the world from the Republican budget. We're trying to save life on this planet as we know it today."

I am just so relieved.  Aren't you?  Here, I'd thought we little people were forgotten in Washington, but our Nancy comes along to assure us that the entire world will be saved.  Imagine that!

And so will life on our planet. 

I will go to bed more easily tonight knowing Nancy is on watch.  Please send her a list of things you want saved.  Start with hamburgers, ice cream, and Hayek's "Road to Serfdom."  Watch her race for the Zoloft.

July 28, 2011