SANDY – AT 7:36 A.M. ET:  It's supposed to be a monster storm, with impact to our area starting about noon and extending through the middle of the night.  I have personally seen Al Gore walking through our neighborhood in a sandwich sign that says, "The end is coming.  I told you.  Invest in Gore, Ltd."

We are informed that President Obama has rushed back to Washington to personalize oversee federal services.  The mainstreamers will undoubtedly have a field day contrasting the hero president with Bush at Katrina. 

It is believed that the president is huddled with advisers, deciding whether actually to send aid to stricken Americans.  Sending aid might remind voters that, contrary to Obama's promises in 2008, the oceans did not recede.  Bummer.

The administration's Office of Language and Guided Thoughts is having a crisis meeting, weighing whether to call this a hurricane or a "natural unplanned contingency."  Hillary Clinton is already warning that makers of YouTube videos that exaggerate the effects of Sandy or blame Islamic extremists will be prosecuted.

The Justice Department has already gone into court, charging Sandy with voter suppression.  We will give you the results of that lawsuit. 

Elizabeth Warren was seen rushing to a Massachusetts dance studio to learn an Indian dance that's supposed to bring sunshine.  Warren now says she's 1/32nd Cherokee and 1/60th Rockette.

October 29,  2012